I do that Proverb-of-the-Day* thing whenever I can keep my wits about me (myself?), and on the 4th day of every month, I always get a good laugh when I read this verse:
"The beginning of wisdom is: acquire wisdom." (Proverbs 4:7, NASB)
To me, that sounds something like, "Here's how to be taller: get taller."
The Bible cracks me up in the best way. If you don't have one, I highly recommend it. I can send you one.... just let me know where to ship it!
*The book of Proverbs has 31 chapters, and some people like to read one each day, corresponding with the day of the month.